Koh Phangan, Southeast Thailand
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"
- Groucho Marx
Our bus and ferry journey from Bangkok passed without incident on the second attempt, and we found ourselves once more on the quiet island of Koh Phangan. It was pissing down with rain and the catamaran ferry bounced around like a hyperactive frog on a hotplate, but we were still glad to be back. We had enjoyed our time here so much last year that I insisted we come back on our second pass through Asia. Cara was not too eager to be unnecessarily repeating destinations, but I stamped my feet and threatened to burn her collection of flip-flops unless she relented, so here we were.
We secured a great cabin right at the water's edge, with a large deck facing the sea and a couple of hammocks strung from the rafters. During the course of our stay I managed to break both the hammocks, but I put that down to their old age rather than my ever expanding waistline. The attached restaurant served up some surprisingly tasty food, and our days were split between stuffing our faces and working it off on the beach. The water visibility was pretty poor, so I didn't get much of a chance to try out our new underwater camera housing. On one occasion I attempted to walk into Chaloklum to replenish our supply of mosquito repellent and crisps, and the steep hills nearly finished me off. Several bottles of Singha back at the bar and I was almost myself again.
We enjoyed the Haad Khom Bungalows enormously, but after three or four days I started to get itchy feet and for once it wasn't down to athlete's foot. We took a taxi back to our old haunt of Mai Haad and checked into our favourite bungalow at the end of the beach. I was surprised when the owners recognised us from last year, but then there can't be too many pasty white westerners over six feet tall with sissy hair and a perspiration problem.
A few more days passed with Cara absorbing photons on the beach and me trying to 'become one' with my hammock. It is testament to how relaxed we were that even Cara was happy to sit through three consecutive Premiership football matches whilst sitting in the chilled beach bar.
My envy was heightened to stratospheric levels when an Aussie guy staying next door was circled by a ten metre whale shark whilst completing only his second open water dive. That was enough for Cara and me and we booked ourselves in with the new dive centre that had sprung up next to our bungalows. Of course, we saw nothing even remotely resembling a whale shark, but we still had a couple of great dives. Both the reef and visibility were excellent and we had a chance to give the new camera a run out.
We hired ourselves a moped and spent a few days exploring the island. We visited Haad Rin where the full moon parties are held (shithole!), and Thon Sala, the island's main town (still a shithole, but we found a place where we could get fantastic sausage, bacon and fried egg sandwiches, so we visited twice). The moped also came in handy for feeding ourselves of an evening. The food at our bungalows was just as lousy at it had been last year, and Cara's favourite restaurant, The Four Tables, had closed itself down until November. The Kiwi owner and his Thai wife had decided that business was so slow they would just sit on the beach for a few months, and no amount of pleading from us would change their minds. So every evening, we would jump onto the bike and scoot over to Chaloklum for us tea.
On one occasion, we were heading out of Mai Haad for dinner when we had a little excitement


With the lightning fast reflexes of a tree sloth, I jumped to my feet and clambered over the still revving wreckage to shut down the engine. Cara, who had leapt acrobatically from the back of the bike and watched in horror/amusement as the moped and I had our little wheelie waltz about the road, ran over to make sure l was still attached to all my limbs. I was, and apart from a twisted ankle for me and a mangled front basket for the moped, everything was just fine. This has been the only blemish on my otherwise spotless driving record. Unless you count me reversing into that telegraph pole in New Zealand, of course.
Other things happened during our stay, but I've just read through what I've written so far and it was like watching paint dry. With that in mind, I think I'll just end this nonsense here.
Mik
*That sentence long enough for you, Chad?
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